11 things to do during the international break.

1. Cry. You can't watch your team, you can't win fantasy league points. What is life?

2. Have the age-old 'Lampard, Gerrard or Scholes?' argument with someone new.

3. Laugh at how the commentators pronounce international players' names wrong and then proceed to get them wrong yourself. Ozil? Uh-zil? I give up.

4. Sort out your fantasy team and tell everybody that now you mean business and will easily make up the 120 points.

5. Try to keep a 'dive tally' to see which country is worst. (Hint: Try Portugal.)

6. Ensure your team shirt is clean and ready to put on as soon as the break is over and we're 'back to the proper football'.

7. Have the Ronaldo/Messi/Neither argument with someone new.

8. Go and practice being a complete idiot behind a reporter in preparation for the January transfer window. (We're looking at you, Stoke fans.)

9. Have a good laugh at whichever team doesn't make it to the World Cup even though they probably should have. (France?)

10. Get your bets in early on what stage England will fail miserably at during next year's World Cup.

11. Rejoice that this is the last of these stupid breaks till March where you may repeat steps 1-10 accordingly.